Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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