Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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