marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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