Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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