nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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