you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he puts the penis in happiness.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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