I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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