he puts the penis in happiness.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
