Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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