i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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