West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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