You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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