When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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