Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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