Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I am available for nakedness
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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