come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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