The maid of honor just puked.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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