you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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