Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Ketchup is God's man juice
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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