Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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