the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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