Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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