belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
