There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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