Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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