I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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