Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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