I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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