At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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