People in love make me want to vomit
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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