It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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