Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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