There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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