Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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