so explain again why im purple
no
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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