but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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