Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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