If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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