She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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