Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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