Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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