escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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