Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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