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discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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