No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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