just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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