Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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