Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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