using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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