Soap is not a condiment
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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