I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif