Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less http://tfl.nu/o2ix

Replies (25) Good night (536) Bad night (966)
Favorite
(352): View more from Florida

I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(352): I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about. http://tfl.nu/yxic

Replies (19) Good night (3988) Bad night (741)
Favorite
(414): View more from Wisconsin

I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(414): I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours http://tfl.nu/ud9t

Replies (27) Good night (6259) Bad night (1689)
Favorite
(571): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(571): I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday. http://tfl.nu/tetw

Replies (73) Good night (11037) Bad night (1604)
Favorite
(978): View more from Massachusetts

saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

well apparently not.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(978): saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in? (1-978): well apparently not. http://tfl.nu/kqax

Replies (50) Good night (1393) Bad night (5425)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

(301): View more from Maryland

I accept this challenge.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you. (301): I accept this challenge. http://tfl.nu/mbqm

Replies (61) Good night (18949) Bad night (1931)
Favorite
(606): View more from Kentucky

Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(606): Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes. http://tfl.nu/z8mg

Replies (23) Good night (3611) Bad night (2073)
Favorite
(856): View more from New Jersey

i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(856): i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself http://tfl.nu/wqdu

Replies (6) Good night (762) Bad night (2764)
Favorite
(305): View more from Florida

It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(305): It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids. http://tfl.nu/tjbu

Replies (4) Good night (4636) Bad night (1022)
Favorite
(443): View more from Maryland

She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(443): She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk. http://tfl.nu/dqlg

Replies (6) Good night (2747) Bad night (585)
Favorite
(661): View more from California

I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(661): I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now. http://tfl.nu/5tlj

Replies (2) Good night (1368) Bad night (547)
Favorite
(892): View more from

YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!

(314): View more from Missouri

Only one tier

(314): View more from Missouri

Tastes like cardboard anyway

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(892): YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?! (314): Only one tier (314): Tastes like cardboard anyway http://tfl.nu/1yl0

Replies (1) Good night (1345) Bad night (1397)
Favorite
(623): View more from Arizona

Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(623): Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing. http://tfl.nu/8dgm

Replies (8) Good night (1927) Bad night (318)
Favorite
(703): View more from Virginia

Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(703): Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous http://tfl.nu/29cn

Replies (3) Good night (385) Bad night (389)
Favorite
(989): View more from Michigan

you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(989): you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober http://tfl.nu/1g6r

Replies (4) Good night (898) Bad night (180)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: