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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..

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(916): View more from California

So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love

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23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
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(310): View more from California

I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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(248): View more from Michigan

You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.

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(212): View more from New York

so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated

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(512): View more from Texas

I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif

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