Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely