Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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