Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
