He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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