By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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