I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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