God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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