When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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