Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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