Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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