Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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